A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
try not to <3
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
Shit, I’m never gonna try to commit suicide again. I almost died!
It must not be a good suicide story if you can tell it.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
