Atom

Atom Jokes

Neutron

So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."

Site

Hey, you wanna hear something funny?

An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.

Argon

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it wanted to be Argon.

Ion

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

Sodium

Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!

Neutron

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Taco

Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......

Soldier

Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?" asks the other.

"I'm positive!"