Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box.🚀📦😂
Why Couldn’t The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn’t Have Enough Space
Why was the astronaut 👩🚀 washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.
why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut? because they are always so distant:-]
what is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut? they are always so distant:-]
What dose NASA Stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
What is an astronauts farfit colour? Zoo
what do astronauts eat off of… a satellite dish
When do astronauts eat lunch?
At launch time.
What music do Astronauts Listen to?
Nep-Tunes
How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
What is an astronaut’s favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
What does NASA stand for…Need Another Seven Astronauts
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts.
what does NASA means? No Apes Submit Astronaut
A kid in the hospital says his father “I want to be an astronaut when I’m older, daddy!” The dad responds to this, saying “You can be that if you can cure your Stage 4 Cancer, buddy.”
A kid in the hospital asks his father “I want to be an astronaut when I’m older, daddy!” The dad responds to this, saying “You can be that if you can cure your Stage 4 Cancer, buddy.”
these are all of my terrible jokes
Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I’ll serve you but don’t start anything A dyslexic man walks into a bra Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny to you, I’m joking of course" Dejamoo: the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident and said to the doctor “I can’t feel my legs” the doctor said " I know, I AMPUTATED YOUR ARMS" I went to seafood disco last week, I pulled a muscle What do you call a fish with no eyes, a fsh Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one says "dam" A mystic dwarf escapes from a jail, the call went out of a "small medium at large" A man walks into a bar with solid tar under his arm, he says "a beer please,and one for the road" Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent YO MAMA SO FAT THAT she should be worried, diabetes is a serious problem What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, duh A priest a rabbi and a cleric walk into a bar, the cleric, due to his religious constructions, does not drink alcohol. The others do the same, they have a pleasant fun and nothing bad happens. What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. I remember the last words my grandad said before he kicked the bucket, how far do you think I can kick this bucket A man walks into a bar, his alcohol independence is pulling this family apart I like my coffee like my women, on sometimes with a penis A man is working at a bar, a money comes in and orders a banana martini. The man wakes up and tells his story to his wife, he is ignored and he turns around sobbing. His marriage is falling apart Why didn’t Jesus play hockey? Soccer and baseball are more popular in Mexico What’s green and has wheels? Grass, the wheels WERE A LIE. What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have wheels except the duck Why couldn’t the dinosaur break the wall, I don’t know. I’m asking you Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker, she has dementia There are an owl and a squirrel watching a farmer go by, they owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing. It’s an owl it can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut
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