You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
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A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
