What do you call a rich asian Cha ching
why are all asians so skinny? Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared
What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.
What's the difference between a dog from asian person and a cat from an Asian person? Only the taste
3 rednecks Billy,Joe and John talk about they hobbies, they agree shooting. John says i like shooting animals. Joe says I like shooting birds. Billy says I like shooting cans. Joe and John ask "what kind of can like bear cans, pepsi cans or cola cans". Billy respond Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans and Asian Americans.
An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"
What do u call Black person having a seizure
Why are asian's eyes always squinted? Nukes are bright
why are asians so bad at baseball.... because they ate the bat
The only thing they can see are there chopsticks
How do you blindfold an Asian? You use dental floss.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
why are asians dicks to small so they can reset the calcuater
2 Asian people have a black baby
someting wong
why can Asian people buy phones?
cause they might call the wong number
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
How do you blindfold and Asian? String!
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
