Asian

Asian Jokes

Doorbell

What does an Asian doorbell sound like?

"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"

Drink

Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?

A: Wo-Tah!

Train

What's the difference between China and New York City?

In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.

Bartender

An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"

The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."

Eyewear

Why does China have the biggest eyewear?

Because all their eyes are too small.

Filipino

What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?

Filipino.

Baby

Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?

Two wongs don't make a white.

Expense

Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.

Me: Okay, so an Asian...

Common

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

Man

I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"

Friend

I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.