Why does china have the biggest eyewear ? because all there eyes are to small
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth? Filipino
Why did the Asian parents have a Asian baby
Two songs don't make a white
Man: okay tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings. Me: okay so an Asian...
What does 9/11 and Covid 19 both have in common ?!
Asians caused them both !
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man I said hi he said wha yiu sa
How do fish get high? Bc they eat seaweed
what do you call a one legged asain?
tie won shoo
What’s the only thing with 4 legs Asians don’t eat? A table
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
What do you call Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
(Im asian so i can say this). If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits and we can save them for you in there!
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
P.l.a.n.e Penis loving Asian now entering
Why can’t Asian people play baseball
Why?
Cause they ate the bat
What happens when your make an asían girl squirt? She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man.....because he loves to leave asains hanging
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
What do you call a dog with no legs...
My asian neighbors dinner.
