Ares jokes
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.