Ares jokes
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Memes
*Side eye*
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.