Ares jokes
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick