Ares jokes

Bus Driver

    • (Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?

    (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.

    (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!

    (Kid) Quit what?

    (Bus Driver) Living.

    (Kid) But it was a joke!

    (Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.

    (Kid) Ok.

    (Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!

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    • Ocean

    • What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.

    Did you SEA what I did there?

    GUY: Yes

    Are you SHORE?

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    • Chat

    • Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.

    Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?

    Stranger 1: You can't!

    Stranger 2: You can.

    Stranger 3: How?

    Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.

    Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?

    Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.

    Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-

    (The chat has been closed by stranger 1)

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    • Ares memes

    Log

    • Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

    Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

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    • Orphan

    • What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

    A family portrait........

    You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

    Wait..........

    Orphan

    • Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

    The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

    Pussy

    • There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."

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    • Businessman

    • Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.

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    • Room

    • Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.

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    • Alabama

    • I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.

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    • Orphan

    • Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!