Ares jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
Memes
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!