Ares jokes
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)