Ares jokes
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.