Ares jokes
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.