Ares jokes

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.

Why are you so white?

Because you have no lotion on.

Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.

Person: You can't kill an orphan!

Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?

What are Africans composed of?

99% Coca-Cola.

You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?

Answer:

These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.

You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.

I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"

There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"

She replies with, "These are my headlights."

He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."

So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."

Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"

Why are white people so white?

Because they forgot to urine on lotion.

All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""

"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"

What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?

With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.

Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.