Ares jokes
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦