Ares jokes
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
There are "nun" good jokes.
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."