Ares jokes

Ice Cream

    • Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"

    The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"

    Johnny replies: "Sure."

    After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.

    Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"

    The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."

    After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.

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    • Orphan

    • The orphans all died!!!

    Oh wait, no one cares...

    Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.

    Emo

    • What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!