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This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.

Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.

Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"

Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.

I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.

I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.

If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?

If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.

You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!

Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?

The punchline isn’t apparent.

Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?

Because they can't call their parents.

That shit was trash. You can't handle me.

Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?

Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."

Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."

Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

"Aren't you going back home now?"

"No, I am going back home."

Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?

Because the format of them is ugly.

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."

What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.

Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.

Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?

A: Because there's a Target on every corner.