Arent jokes

What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?

Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.

If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?

Why aren't koalas actual bears?

Because they don't meet the koalafications.

The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.

Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.

What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?

"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"

Vagina jokes aren't funny.

Most of the time.

Woman jokes aren't funny, period.