Arent jokes

Why aren't koalas actual bears?

Because they don't meet the koalafications.

The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.

Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.

What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?

"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"

Vagina jokes aren't funny.

Most of the time.

Woman jokes aren't funny, period.