Arent jokes
Grandpa: "You can't have phones within 15 feet of the table."
Me: "And you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school."
These aren't funny.
Three people explored the jungles, one was from France, one from Britain, and the other from America.
While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three, "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However, we aren't that heartless, so we'll let you choose your deaths."
So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head, and said "Viva la France!" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested poison and said, "For the Queen!" and drank the poison. Lastly, the American asked for a spoon. The tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself, "Try make a canoe out of this one!"
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.