Arabic jokes
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!