Arabic jokes
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
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