Arabic jokes
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
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