Ar jokes
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
These jokes are all crap.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
what is the fastest country? iran.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.