Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
