Appearance

Appearance Jokes

Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"

Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.