Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
He pimples?
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.