Appearance jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
He pimples?
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.