Appearance jokes
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...