I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
