Appearance jokes
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.