If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the prhan jokes that appear.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
One day I told my wife that she drew her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and I feel better.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.
