Appearance jokes
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
You're so hot!
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"