Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Hairline got repossessed.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesnβt even have a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
