Appearance jokes
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
You're so hot!
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!