Appearance jokes

You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.

You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!

Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Your hairline is an artificial fact.