You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
