Appearance jokes
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.