Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.

You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!

Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Your hairline is an artificial fact.

You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.

Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.