Appearance jokes
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
I'll put white in your smile.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.