Appearance jokes

You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.

You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.

Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).

Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.

It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

What do all rangas have in common?

They all look like wildfires.

I'll put white in your smile.

Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!

Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.

Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.