Appearance jokes
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
You're so skinny that you fall.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.