You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
