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Appearance jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.

Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.

Husband: The second we entered the beach,

Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"

Mom: That's why your dad left you.

Me: Why?

Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.

Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!

Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!

(This actually did happen in real life.)

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.