Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers. He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
