Appearance jokes
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
You're so skinny that you fall.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!