Ant jokes
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 馃悳馃悳馃悳 pool.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 馃拃馃拃
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."
One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What鈥檚 up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it鈥檚 my first joke. Please forgive me if it鈥檚 bad.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
