Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Ant Jokes
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
Me and Who?
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
