What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
Theres 3 words in important. I’m, port, ant 😂😂🤣
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
