Ant jokes
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 馃拃馃拃
What鈥檚 worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
What鈥檚 the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 馃悳馃悳馃悳 pool.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!