ANS jokes
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
Memes
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.