ANS jokes

What's an upside of being an orphan?

You'll never get grounded again.

What do you call an under-the-weather seven?

A sick seven.

I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'

I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'

I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'

What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"

So I did...

I don't remember much after that.

what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?

dead.

After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.

It's in my basement.

I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."

what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?

Oppenheimer

One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.

The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

Why do people hate abortion jokes?

It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.

Boy Scout...

- A kid who dressed like an idiot.

- An idiot who dressed like a kid.

What instrument can a skeleton never play?

An organ.

I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.

What's a benefit of being an orphan?

No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?

One has more channels.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.

What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?

Black ops.

What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?

One of them is an outside job.