ANS jokes
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.
We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.