ANS jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.

Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.

I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."

what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?

Oppenheimer

The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.

It's in my basement.

Why do people hate abortion jokes?

It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.

I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.

What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?

One has more channels.

What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?

Black ops.

I used to think that I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagi-asian.

What do you call an under-the-weather seven?

A sick seven.

I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'

I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'

I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.

What's an upside of being an orphan?

You'll never get grounded again.

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

Because I hate dealing with parents.

I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.

What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.