ANS jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Shresh
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.