ANS jokes
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
Memes
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.