ANS jokes
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
Shresh
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?