ANS jokes
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house. Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
… A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!
I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.