ANS jokes
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
Memes
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.