ANS jokes
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)