ANS jokes

I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.

A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.

The boy asks, "What gave me away?"

The man responds, "Your parents."

Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.

Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.

Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"

What’s an orphan's favorite movie?

Spider-Man: No Way Home.

What's an emo's favorite game?

Limbo.

(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)

What flour do you give an orphan?

Self-raising.

What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

Old soviet joke.

"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."

Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

Kid: Mom! You lied to me!

Mom: When?

Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!

Mom: Sooo?

Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?

Mom: WHAT!!!??!!

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.

If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why do nuns walk in groups?

So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Just cut the rope.

Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until they go home.