ANS jokes
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.