ANS jokes
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.