ANS jokes
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.