ANS jokes
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."