ANS jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?

At least the trash bag gets picked.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.

Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?

Because they can't reach home.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

What's an orphan's second favorite movie?

Home Alone 2.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!

What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?

Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"Meet the Family."

Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?

Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.

Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.

What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?

What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!

What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.

How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?