ANS jokes
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.