ANS jokes

What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?

One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.

What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.

I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.

Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.

What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.

What do you call an orphan's family tree?

A stump.

What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?

A family picture.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?

At least the trash bag gets picked.

How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.

Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?

Because they can't reach home.

Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.

Mom: Witherspoon.

Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!

What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!

How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like they're going to tell their parents.

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.

An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.

What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.