ANS jokes
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.