ANS jokes

I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.

Nobody got it.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't go home.

Your hairline is an artificial fact.

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?

A family picture.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?

When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.

What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?

People actually have a use for one of them.

What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?

Hang 'em high.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

Not like they can tell their parents.

Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.

How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?

Special forces.

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?

"It has no home button."

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?

Therianarchy!