ANS jokes
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?