ANS jokes
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.