ANS jokes
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Memes
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.