ANS jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!