ANS jokes
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.