ANS jokes

What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Spider-Man: Homecoming."

What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?

A boomerang.

What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.

What makes an orphan jump?

A bridge.

I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!

What do you call meat in an oven?

Africa.

Why should you never give an orphan a phone?

Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.

I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."

Why can't an orphan be gay?

They have no one to call daddy.

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

Pikachu, I choose you!

I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)