ANS jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
Memes
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!