ANS jokes
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Low quality
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.