ANS jokes
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.