ANS jokes
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.