ANS jokes
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.