ANS jokes
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.