ANS jokes
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.