ANS jokes
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.