ANS jokes
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.