ANS jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.