ANS jokes
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Orphans are lonely.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.