ANS jokes
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me while he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.