ANS jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!