And jokes

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.

Then I got fired from the orphanage.

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One actually gets picked.

If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.

What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?

They take in 100's of kids.

LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.

I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."

He went home, his parents weren't there.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?

The orange tastes good.

Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.

Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

What's green and has a thousand nipples?

A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.

Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?

"No family."

Why is 4/20 such an epic date?

Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)

The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.