And jokes
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Memes
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"