And jokes

What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!

When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏

Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.

Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

Let’s make this the most liked and commented [post].

What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?

Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

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A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."

What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?

A white octopus isn't in the KKK!

Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.

Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)

What is depressed and gay? Me.

What is the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.

How do you keep a blind kid entertained?

You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.

The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.

Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?

A: Because they say "family" too often.

What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."

A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.

Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!