And jokes

Poor

You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.

Restaurant

A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.

The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"

The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"

Difference

What's the difference between Obama and Trump?

Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!

Orphan

Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?

A: A baseball field has a home base.

Memes

Joe mama

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

Rape

I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.

Mom

Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.

Orphan

What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.

Orphan

Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.

Helen Keller

Who was the meanest man in the world?

He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.

Puzzle

I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.

Difference

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

Pootin

"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"

"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"

Misunderstanding

My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.

I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.

Difference

What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?

A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.

Family

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

Dad

I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣

Dog

My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...