And jokes

Peace

Hitler only wanted peace.

A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.

Poor

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

Water Bed

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.

Landmine

A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...

"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"

Memes

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Difference

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.

Girlfriend

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

Orphanage

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

Suicide

Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.

Single

Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?

And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭

Orphan

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

Stereotype

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Vision

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

Orphan

How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?

A baseball game has a home run.

Orphanage

I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.

Priest

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

Emo

What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.