And jokes
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Memes
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.