And jokes
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Memes
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.